Question:

Is it normal for one to fantasize about their beer bellied boss bending one over a shared desk and delivering a swift, painful, extremely erotic spanking?

I . want . to . feel . a . hand . slapping . my . quivering . bum . right . fucking . now .

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I want to be a pain slut. I want to expose myself wantonly to someone. I want to entice your violence.

I want, nay, I need to feel the sharp sting of your open palm across my ass cheeks, leaving a delicious red mark, then another and another until my behind is red and raised and tender and my pussy is all juicy and swollen and needing your cock thrusts hard and sure and deep.

As I write this, imagining what you might look like, picturing your strong hands, I can feel myself opening, my clit starting to engorge, pushing against the thin material of my black thong. I can almost feel your tongue probing my puckered bud, your fingers teasing my opening, your hands reaching for something, a brush maybe, then the resounding smack as cold plastic makes contact again and again and again.

You grin at my yelps, relish my quivering, and continue to bring the brush down, hard, delighting in the sounds of inflicted pain.

Oh Good God. I need a moment. Deepest apologies to my imaginary Master for being unable to continue as I have pressing matters to attend. A reclining chair, perfect for draping my legs over the arms thus leaving my glistening shaved pussy exposed, awaits.

Call me.

Henry found a job last week.
Thelma sits in her chair with her slumped shoulders,
Dejection suits her, as does the gnarled
Hands
Clasped in her lap.
Ask Thelma if it matters that Henry has a job, she'll look away
She knows Mrs. Jones will still need her floors washed,
The money will be good for little things
Like paying the rent.
Henry will drink the cheque next week won't he?
Maybe slap Thelma around a little, a man needs his fun afterall.
No children and Thelma thinks to herself this is a good thing.
And next week will come and all will be
As expected.
Look out Henry,
Thelma doesn't want the expected anymore.
At least that's what we know now,
Of her, of you, of the moment in time.
Fold your hands Thelma; keep them out of the way.

Having been inspired by God Only Knows Why (Kid Rock, voice to finger oneself to) and self finally doing yoga thing, we have come up with a "Plan of Action".

To quote our Miss Macy Grey

I want to spread your love all over my face.
I am going to love you all over the place.
I am going to kiss you all over your face.

I will not get discouraged.
I will not be jealous.
I will not get all depressed and trite and overdone.

I will....
attempt the blasé
make you jealous
tease, entice, whisper, delight.

But the thoughts of long ago gazes flood my simple little brain with images of...
your fingers caressing my eager pussy
your eyes intent, intense
your cock hard and blushing and oozing for me
your tongue fucking my mouth

deep hip roll
make soft eyes
slow smile full of burning hints
ooze the sex, panties wet, lips moist eyes fixed on object of desire.
ravage my ass, rape my mouth, consume my essence, make my cunt your center
make me drown in the nectar of my desire for you

bad girl to your nasty boy.
where are you? who are you?
find me baby

If you are a regular visitor (all 3 of you), you may notice the blogroll is a lot shorter. Yep, I was ruthless in dumping a whole lot of the bad, ugly, and boring.

New rules now apply.

Got rid of the link-y dink-y blogs, boring blogs with sparatic updates, bitchers, complainers, married-with-link-to-spouses-stupid-blog, heavy-on-the-advertising-blogs, blogs with blinkies running rampant, non-blog sites (bookmarked anyway, what was the point?), and the fucking blog whores that the entire planet seems to be linked to.

Simplify, glorify, and rectify. All blogs linked to are now blogs I check on daily, delight in, and make me feel.....lusty.

We're all about quality baby.

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Now we list blog stuff that drive us nutty

blinkies blinkies everywhere blinkies

song lyrics, and not much else

linkies linkies and only linkies

quizzies quizzies and only fucking quizzies (ok, though I visited salacity this morning and she did this quiz....)

link whores

horrible spelling. (try this, it's free!)

angst, cutting, bulemia, and all teenie-bopped blogs in general

oh, can't forget about teeny blogs with words like boi, cos, wen, tym... well you get the point. Drives me fucking batty!

tiny print, and notice how these are the sites with huge jpgs?

anime, way over done.

Of course I could go on, but I had to stop *somewhere*

Back to salacity.
Had to do the quiz. Seeing sex has been of the hypothetical sort lately....have forgotten what type I actually am. (are?)

Here goes.
"What's your favorite sexual thing... "

Ass Fuck
You like to give/take it up the ass....enjoy
After trying many possibilities seems the only options are Self Fucker or this one. Hmmm, gotta admit, both are an apt description though.