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(editor's note: complete denial of split personality follows. Really, it's only one gal, not two. Please disregard any and all references to the "other one". Thank you)Two lucious shackled women contributing to a concocted poetic weblog about the doldrums of life, adultry, drugs, sex, confusion, clothes, men, work, and mistaken identity.
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Friday, December 31
101 Some Things About Us We Like or Don't Like
I am female, even when on top
I have a really shitty job
I adore chocolate pudding
Vodka is "a good thing"
I don't appreciate criticism
I don't like talking on the phone, unless you're D
I treasure men, well most of them
I have 2 daughters, I pray for strength daily
Kelloggs Red Berry is the perfect food.
Out with Internet Explorer, in with Firefox
Windows Lite, another good thing
Flannel sheets, yummy, nice
Silk sheets, yummy, nicer
Push up bras, necessary
I am flirtatious, regardless of gender
La Senza, *sigh* shop-able
Thrill of the chase turns me on, until you say yes
Witty, charming, funny people make me smile
I was in a coma for 3 days once, unknown drug happily taken, with obvious bad results
My eyes turn green when I'm horny
My eyes are green a lot
Otherwise they're blue
Unless I'm pissed off, then they go a nice evil shade of black
I love men with chocolate brown eyes
My husband has chocolate brown eyes
I love my husband
But don't always like him
I'm all about decadence
My bedroom is many shades of brown and trailer trash classy looking
I designed my bedroom for under $100.00
Dyeing an old receiving blanket brown makes it feel and look like suede
I have expensive taste
But I'm cheap
I've never had a real massage by a real masseuse
My husband gives really bad massages
I have a criminal record
I am vengeful and patient, a lethal combination
My hair is naturally curly
Unless there's anything over 2% humidity, then it's naturally frizzy
I like sumptuous paintings of naked women
SpongeBob Square Pants is my favourite show
But not my favourite movie, that would be Trains Planes and Automobiles, followed closely by Kingpin
I find myself witty, charming, and funny, therefore I smile a lot
I have oodles of common sense, but no sense of propriety
My favourite book is a thesaurus
I chopped off the tip of my finger while making a roast beef sub for a customer
I got fired from that job
I tried being a lesbian for about a year, it didn't take, unless you're Cytherea, then I give and and take, yummy girl
My mother was Catholic, my Father Lutheran, I believe in God but haven't been baptized
I also believe in balance
I'm in love with the idea of falling in love
Good sex rocks, bad sex is just wrong
I hate wasting my time
Negative people bum me out
Complainers vex me
I do everything in 3's
I'm learning yoga
I want to learn how to belly dance, and not just for the cute outfits
I used to be addicted to coke
Now I drink mostly water
I get frustrated when someone asks me a question, then doesn't listen to the answer
I "know" things about people
Most people I know come to me with their problems
I hear the line "you're right" the most
I also hear, ooh, you're such a bad girl!
Bad girls are all good
I don't swallow
I prefer a penis circumcised
My husband is Catholic, not Jewish
I used to want to be a writer
Then I discovered I wasn't very good at it
My favourite colour is purple
I wear a lot of black
I'm still mourning the loss of my virginity
I'm hoping to find it some day
I am a 'Conspiracy Theorist'
I don't trust easily
Yet I can be gullible
I love to drive
Revving engines excite me
I like the idea of being able to drive a standard
Our car is a standard, I don't drive it
I can be stubborn
I colour co-ordinate my meals
I bathe in candle light
I am not romantic
But I want a man to romance me
I am all about seduction, sexuality, and sybaritism
I am forever designing new web sites, but never update them
Winter sucks
I like how autumn smells
Spring is a tease and a tormentor, not fond of early spring, but liking late spring just fine
I tend toward the verbose
I have a cyber friend I've known for 10 years
But have never met
He is a good friend
Probably because he doesn't live close enough to bug me
I don't like clingy or needy people
I'm all about independence
Honesty, integrity, and character, all important qualities
I lie a lot, and well, but only about the little things, never the big things. Honest
Even I believe me sometimes
I disowned my family
They exasperate me
I tend to over do things
I've been told I don't know when to quit
I love being the center of attention
I sometimes think the world really does revolve around me
I used to pretend I had a twin sister, we were Kerry Lynn and Katrinha, respectively
The entire 1st grade believed me
I still talk to my twin sometimes
I am an only child
I've been in court ordered therapy
I hate endings
Posted at 08:09 am by katrinha
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