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(editor's note: complete denial of split personality follows. Really, it's only one gal, not two. Please disregard any and all references to the "other one". Thank you)Two lucious shackled women contributing to a concocted poetic weblog about the doldrums of life, adultry, drugs, sex, confusion, clothes, men, work, and mistaken identity.
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Tuesday, January 18
Oh so much to tell! Last Thursday, the word awesome comes to mind. Until my cell phone rang that is.
Boss: We need you.
Me: NOW?
Boss: Kind of. Today for one week in *bleeped for privacy reasons* to train.
Me: TODAY?
Boss: You're going with "M" (fuck off!!!) we have arranged accommodations and the two of you will be doing the 5 day training program.
Me: Ummm....do I have to do this?
Boss: You are the most logical choice for this. You've done it before and you are the best on our team. You and "M" that is. We'll be providing you with a travel allowance, an out of town bonus, plus the usual training incentive. The only draw back is we need you to train overnights through to Sunday, then day shift on Monday. Are you OK with that?
Me: Yeah, I guess I am OK with that. When will He be picking me up?
Boss: In one hour. Will you be ready?
Me: (naked, sweaty, and sexed up) One hour? Yes. I will be ready.
When will I learn to say no? The money is going to come in handy what with the furnace....but "M"??????
Time to get dressed, hustle my ass back to my house. Make arrangements for the girls, tell The Husband, and be off for yet another boring Training Program.
There is so much to tell you all. But seeing I just arrived home, my ass is exhausted and I need to catch some sleep. Plus I need to get my thoughts in order. Between Mr. Uniform (yummy yummy) and "M" and a few days away from the bullshit at home....well I will see you in a couple of hours!
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